How ladylike is this sweater? It is beyond ladies-who-lunch and those ladies who wish to lunch more often, especially when your lunch consists solely of six glasses of Chardonnay?
Cut to me bringing a bottle of Rosé to a meeting of the Contributing Members of the Young Friends of the Pennsylvania Ballet planning meeting. I could hear my father roll his eyes as I was on the phone running to the liquor store beforehand, but the gang loved it!
That is how you maintain a diet, girls.